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Ogden Nash

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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

— Ogden Nash

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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

— Ogden Nash

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

— Ogden Nash

#youth #humor

Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

— Ogden Nash

#humor #pain #humor


— Ogden Nash


If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.

— Ogden Nash


Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

— Ogden Nash

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Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.

— Ogden Nash

#humorous #funny

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

— Ogden Nash

#children #giving #happy #ignore #invented

Parsley is gharsley.

— Ogden Nash

#humor #parsley #food

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He returned to St. He also wrote a poem called "more about people" which criticises employers who ill treat others. Nash was the lyricist for the Broadway musical One Touch of Venus collaborating with librettist S.

The best of his work was publiOgden Nashd in 14 volumes between 1931 and 1972. At the time of his death in 1971 the New York Times said his "droll verse with its unconventional rhymes made him the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry". Frederic Ogden Nash (August 19 1902 – May 19 1971) was an American poet well known for his light verse.

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