#die

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose! ↗

— Karl Lagerfeld

#dieting #fashion-designer #game #image #look

Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you and be silent. ↗

— Epictetus

#diet

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. ↗

— Julia Child

#diets #eating #food #joy-of-life #steak

I am a better person when I have less on my plate. ↗

— Elizabeth Gilbert

#food #diet

God, A Poem 'I didn't exist at Creation, I didn't exist at the Flood, And I won't be around for Salvation To sort out the sheep from the cud- 'Or whatever the phrase is. The fact is In soteriological terms I'm a crude existential malpractice And you are a diet of worms ↗

— James Fenton

#poetry #diet

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ↗

— Mae West

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The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of those doing it. ↗

— Tricia Cunningham

#fitness #health #inspiration #motivation #diet

I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#diet #earth #fruit #funny #gravity

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#diet #self-indulgence #diet

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ↗

— Jim Davis

#vegetarianism #diet