#divorced

What I think is amazing is not that 85% of people who get married under the age of 25 get divorced, it's that 15% of them stay together. How did they manage to pull that off? You almost can't wait too long. It's the single simplest measure to predict divorce. ↗

— Elizabeth Gilbert

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I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

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One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. ↗

— Robert Byrne

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Knowledge which is divorced from justice, may be called cunning rather than wisdom. ↗

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.' ↗

— Louis C. K.

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Spiritual relationship is far more precious than physical. Physical relationship divorced from spiritual is body without soul. ↗

— Mahatma Gandhi

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The conscious process is reflected in the imagination; the unconscious process is expressed as karma, the generation of actions divorced from thinking and alienated from feeling. ↗

— William Irwin Thompson

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When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also. ↗

— Nicole Richie

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Kids today don't want to get married. Too many of their friends have been married and divorced already. They just don't believe in it. ↗

— Wally Schirra

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I get an abundance of e-mail every day, some say 'dear Richard, can you call my husband, he weighs 400 pounds...' or 'my 14-year-old is 200 pounds...' or 'I just got divorced, no one wants me, I am 500 pounds.' So I pick up the phone and I call people. ↗

— Richard Simmons

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