#divorced

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.' ↗

— Louis C. K.

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I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. ↗

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

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She divorced me August 10 of 2000, but she never was able to completely get rid of me. Don't ask me why. ↗

— Jim Lampley

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There's a lot of music that sounds like it's literally computer-generated, totally divorced from a guy sitting down at an instrument. ↗

— Aimee Mann

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They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window. ↗

— Suze Orman

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The conscious process is reflected in the imagination; the unconscious process is expressed as karma, the generation of actions divorced from thinking and alienated from feeling. ↗

— William Irwin Thompson

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Meaning is what essence becomes when it is divorced from the object of reference and wedded to the word. ↗

— Willard Van Orman Quine

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When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also. ↗

— Nicole Richie

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The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced. Every other wound we seek to heal - every other affliction to forget: but this wound we consider it a duty to keep open - this affliction we cherish and brood over in solitude. ↗

— Washington Irving

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I get an abundance of e-mail every day, some say 'dear Richard, can you call my husband, he weighs 400 pounds...' or 'my 14-year-old is 200 pounds...' or 'I just got divorced, no one wants me, I am 500 pounds.' So I pick up the phone and I call people. ↗

— Richard Simmons

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