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Elayne Boosler

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You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot.


— Elayne Boosler


#humor

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.


— Elayne Boosler


#been #divorced #i #married #me

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.


— Elayne Boosler


#country #depressed #different #different way #eat

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.


— Elayne Boosler


#again #comes #i #morals #sun

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.


— Elayne Boosler


#against #born #good #good thing #jesus

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?


— Elayne Boosler


#aisles #away #eight #ever #mix

I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone.


— Elayne Boosler


#close #i #know #leave #men

I am thankful that geniuses and artists and good people, no matter how hard it is, will eventually be recognized. I am doubly thankful that also goes for idiots.


— Elayne Boosler


#am #artists #doubly #eventually #geniuses

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.


— Elayne Boosler


#key #listen #own #silence #your

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.


— Elayne Boosler


#always #door #every #figure #go






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San Francisco" "The Late Show" "The Midnight Special" "Comic Strip Live" "Friday Night Videos" "The Gossip Show" on E and many specials. She eventually joined its Board of Directors and raised the down payment needed for them to buy a rescue kennel. The two lived together in Greenwich Village for three years and remained close friends until Kaufman's death.

She attended public schools in Brooklyn including Shellbank Junior High School and SheepElayne Booslerad Bay High School. Elayne Boosler (born August 18 1952) is an American comedian and advocate for animal rescue. Boosler was born and raised in Brooklyn.

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