#doc

Documents create a paper reality we call proof. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#create #documents #paper #proof #reality

Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life. The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#dr-who #funny #hitler #tardis #funny

Under the AHP approach, the average small business might be able to offer their employees one or two insurance plans, and that employee of the small business would have no idea whether their doctor was going to be a apart of one of those plans. ↗

— Jim Cooper

#apart #approach #average #business #doctor

It's kind of ironic that if I get my Ph.D., I'll be a real doctor. ↗

— Marcia Cross

#get #i #ironic #kind #real

You know, let a few years go by until I hit my midlife crisis. Then that can be documented on film. ↗

— Claire Danes

#documented #few #film #go #hit

I ate while I was taking chemo. The doctors didn't know. I really didn't get any nausea. I didn't have side effects. I would be drained for a day and a half. ↗

— Eric Davis

#ate #day #doctors #drained #effects

I came out singing, the doctor slapped me on the head, and I started singing. ↗

— Keith David

#doctor #head #i #i came #me

I'd never heard of colon cancer. Baseball wasn't even important to me. I have a wife and two girls. That's what was important. The doctors told me and all I could say was, 'When are we going to get this thing out?' ↗

— Eric Davis

#cancer #colon #could #doctors #even

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#cause #condoms #crisis #doctors #having

Basically, my problem was attributed to stress more than anything. I don't know what that does and I guess doctors can tell you that there's chemicals that build up in your system when you go through a lot of stress and constant stress. ↗

— Mike Ditka

#attributed #basically #build #chemicals #constant