#door

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home? ↗

— Brian Celio

#dies #does #door #god #goes

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand. ↗

— Raymond Chandler

#door #doubt #gun #hand #his

As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh. ↗

— Duane Chapman

#came #carrot #carrot top #door #dress

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour. ↗

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

#friends #god #make #makes #neighbour

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears by voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and eat with him, and he with me. ↗

— Jesus Christ

#behold #come #door #eat #hears

Open the door to me, as I have opened myself for you. ↗

— Jesus Christ

#i #me #myself #open #opened

If you think the President was right to open the doors of American opportunity to young immigrants brought here as children who want to go to college or serve in the military, you should vote for Barack Obama. ↗

— William J. Clinton

#barack #barack obama #brought #children #college

When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out that this door needs to be pulled to be opened. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#door #figure #figure-out #funny #humor

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. ↗

— Marcelene Cox

#caught #door #housekeeping #like #revolving

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door. ↗

— Joan Crawford

#door #girl #girl next door #go #i