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If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn.


Lawrence Korb


#damn #give #grew #kuwait

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.


Carrot Top


#carrot #carrot top #i #marketable #me

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.


Alanis Morissette


#black #black coffee #carrots #coffee #diet

I don't do carrots.


John Bolton


#i

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.


Mae West


#about #carrots #diamond #diets #get

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.


Louis Tomlinson


#lamborghini #louis-tomlinson #love

The running pants were tolerable, Drustan decided, relieved. The blue trews had clearly been a torture device and would have strangled a man's seed. Mayhap men were fashioned differently in her time. He hadn't seen one other bulge out there on the street; mayhap they all had wee carrots in their trews.


Karen Marie Moning


#drustan #karen-marie-moning #kiss-of-the-highlander #trews #men

I recycle. I have a house in the south of France and I have a small garden. My name is Dujardin - 'from the garden.' I grow carrots, peppers, strawberries, green beans, and things for salads, but there are lots of wild boars all around and they steal the food.


Jean Dujardin


#beans #carrots #food #france #garden

In week one of the 'X Factor,' just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I've had lots and lots and lots of carrots.


Louis Tomlinson


#carrots #decided #eat #ever #factor

As a bounty hunter, I have to dress the part. If I came to the door and looked like Carrot Top, you'd laugh.


Duane Chapman


#came #carrot #carrot top #door #dress






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