#carrot

We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to buy because it's not perfect looking. Frankly, the stuff left to rot in the storeroom is more beautiful to me than the perfect carrot. I'm a gnarly carrot kind of guy. ↗

— Mario Batali

#because #buy #carrot #collect #customers

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#drunk #got #rabbits #would #you

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ↗

— Jim Davis

#bread #cake #carrot #i #must

Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. ↗

— Tom Cole

#carrot #carrot top #figure #follow #how

If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn. ↗

— Lawrence Korb

#damn #give #grew #kuwait

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. ↗

— Carrot Top

#carrot #carrot top #i #marketable #me

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. ↗

— Alanis Morissette

#black #black coffee #carrots #coffee #diet

I don't do carrots. ↗

— John Bolton

#i

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ↗

— Mae West

#about #carrots #diamond #diets #get

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis. ↗

— Louis Tomlinson

#lamborghini #louis-tomlinson #love