Rip Taylor

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. ↗

— Rip Taylor

#her #i #joke #martha #new

Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star! ↗

— Rip Taylor

#brink #gregory #guard #hired #hollywood

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me. ↗

— Rip Taylor

#carrot #carrot top #gave #him #i

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead. ↗

— Rip Taylor

#i #instead #shoulder #show #supposed

I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better. ↗

— Rip Taylor

#better #fiddler #getting #getting better #harvey

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip. ↗

— Rip Taylor

#i #radio #rapping #rip #satellite

I've created such a monster. ↗

— Rip Taylor

#i #monster #such

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly. ↗

— Rip Taylor

#does #earth #greatly #helped #marty

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him. ↗

— Rip Taylor

#him #i #into #met #red