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I really loathe [the bumper sticker] 'Proud Parent of a Terrific Kid!' Why not a bumper sticker for the unlucky parents, something like: 'My Fifteen-Year-Old's in Detox and Not Speaking to Any of Us' or 'My Kid Robbed a 7-Eleven and is in a Center for Youthful Offenders. ↗


— Celia Rivenbark


#humor #humor

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some." Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

I paused with the pen in my hand. "He burst into flames?" "He became engulfed in fire." "Was his buddy made out of orange rocks and at any point yell, 'It's clobbering time'? ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-bleeds #ilona-andrews

The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #funny

Too much excitement, Your Majesty?” I asked. “He was standing too close.” “He was asking about Andrea.” “Too close. I didn’t like it.” Curran wrapped his arm around my shoulders and started walking, steering me away from the group. His Possessive Majesty in all of his glory. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews

I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the attack poodle in my office. He made a great production of it. First, he growled at the doughnut, just to show it who was boss. Then he nudged it with his nose. Then he licked it, until finally he snagged it into his mouth and chomped it with great pleasure, dropping crumbs all over the carpet. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #magic-bleeds #ilona-andrews

Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-tell-me-whom? ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#kate #magic-slays #rene #ilona-andrews

Would you like to work here with me? We have no clients and the pay is shit. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#kate #ilona-andrews

Say 'pop.'" "Pop?" "That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#ilona-andrews #kate #magic-slays #ilona-andrews






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