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As far as informing the headmaster, Harry had no idea where Dumbledore went during the summer holidays. He amused himself for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long silver beard, full-length wizard's robes, and pointed hat, stretched out on a beach somewhere, rubbing suntan lotion onto his long crooked nose.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #humor

dumbfounded, adj. And still, for all the jealousy, all the doubt, sometimes I will be struck with a kind of awe that we’re together. That someone like me could findsomeone like you — it renders me wordless. Because surely words would conspire against such luck, would protest the unlikelihood of such a turnof events.


David Levithan


#love #quote #the-lover-s-dictionary #jealousy

Like the fact that the person Sirius cared for the most about in the world was you," said Dumbledore quietly.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #love #oreder-of-the-phoenix #sirius-black #love

Harry, Cedric, I suggest you both go up to bed," said Dumbledore, smiling at both of them. "I am sure Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are waiting to celebrate with you, and it would be a shame to deprive them of this excellent excuse to make a great deal of mess and noise.


J.K. Rowling


#excellence

Just giving Jenny a last minute pep talk before the race," Drew informs him. "There's no need for that, Claire is going to kick everyone's ass." Carter says. Drew laughs and shakes his head. "Oh that's hilarious, limp dick! I know for a fact that Jenny will be the victor." "The Victor? Who's Victor? Is that like some vibrator champion or something? Is the race named after this Victor guy?" Claire pats my shoulder and just smiles at me. I guess she already knows about Victor. I'm always the last to know everything.


Tara Sivec


#jenny #vibrator-race #hilarious

Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.


George W. Bush


#dumb #reading #reading-books

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.


Scott Adams


#company #consultants #credibility #dumb #dumb enough

Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society.


Honore de Balzac


#fools #makes #nature #only #owe

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork.


Edward Abbey


#beat #bona #bona fide #dumb #fide






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