#dumb

The dumber you are on court, the better you're going to play. ↗

— Jim Courier

#court #dumber #going #play #you

I know there are people, if I go into a market or a city for the first time, there are people that are there that just want to see the famous person, or the guy from 'Dumb and Dumber' or whatever movie they liked. And that's fine, it gets them in the door, but then it's my job to give them something different. ↗

— Jeff Daniels

#different #door #dumb #dumber #famous

Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would've jumped on, with no hesitation. ↗

— Jeff Daniels

#amp #been #carrey #dumb #dumber

The good of a book lies in its being read. A book is made up of signs that speak of other signs, which in their turn speak of things. Without an eye to read them, a book contains signs that produce no concepts; therefore it is dumb. ↗

— Umberto Eco

#book #concepts #contains #dumb #eye

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid? ↗

— Eminem

#dumb #i #mention #smell #stupid

The United States has got some of the dumbest people in the world. I want you to know that we know that. ↗

— Ted Turner

#got #i #i want you #know #people

I've actually become much, much dumber through being married and having these children. I find that I'm not half as sharp that I once was. I can't even help them with their 4th and 5th grade vocabulary and math work at this point. ↗

— Patrick Warburton

#become #being #children #dumber #even

I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car. It didn't run but 30 miles an hour. You made do. ↗

— Muddy Waters

#crazy #dumb #hour #i #made

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information. ↗

— Bill Watterson

#dumb #i #information #just #thoroughly

Ah, music," he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic beyond all we do here! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#magic #music #power-of-music #music