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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.


Mark Twain


#evolution #humor #mankind #humor

Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.


Ambrose Bierce


#children #clothes #clothing #definition #humor

George had taken off all ten of his fingers and tied them into a bundle with what appeared to be either his own small intestines, or a guitar string; as I walked into the room, he lovingly placed the bundle on his head.


Alan Goldsher


#george-harrison #humor #humor

New rules. If you are smart enough to live, you won’t hit Charles’s mate in front of his father.


Patricia Briggs


#anna-cornick #bran-cornick #charles-cornick #cry-wolf #defense






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