#eat

We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours. ↗

— David Letterman

#bad news #defeated #good #good news #hussein

Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water. ↗

— David Letterman

#everywhere #found #great #land #ours

Schizophrenia beats dining alone. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#beats #dining #schizophrenia

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath. ↗

— Oscar Levant

#find #hollywood #phony #real #strip

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#colors #consult #created #decorator #god

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. ↗

— Sam Levenson

#after #brother #girl #her #how

I love being creative. ↗

— Joanna Noelle Levesque

#creative #i #i love #love

Our system is the height of absurdity, since we treat the culprit both as a child, so as to have the right to punish him, and as an adult, in order to deny him consolation. ↗

— Claude Levi-Strauss

#adult #both #child #consolation #culprit

I was a huge Beatles fan. The Stones, Dylan. Later on, I got into Stevie Wonder, and Bill Withers - he's one of my heroes. Al Green, too. ↗

— Adam Levine

#beatles #bill #dylan #fan #got

John was great to work with, and a lot of fun. I wish I'd had the chance to make more music with him, of course, and to get to know him better. ↗

— Tony Levin

#chance #course #fun #get #great