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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#educational #find #go #good #good book

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#judge #named #poor #whoever

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#either #stopped #watch

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#ashes #contract #cremated #given #i

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#been #children #given #had #i

In 1944 James Arthur and Minnie Susan were added to the Marx household. ↗

— Harpo Marx

#arthur #household #james #marx #minnie

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included. ↗

— Karl Marx

#anything #changes #exactly #fair #feminine

The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property. ↗

— Karl Marx

#communism #may #private #private property #property

We deny and have always denied having the slightest link with al-Qaeda. ↗

— Aslan Maskhadov

#always #denied #deny #having #link

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs. ↗

— Karl Marx

#each #his #needs