#ed

Hollywood is a town; it's not a medium. And cinema is a medium you can practice anywhere. ↗

— Frank Miller

#cinema #hollywood #medium #practice #town

I've always gone out with men who wanted a cook all the time. ↗

— Heather Mills

#cook #gone #i #men #out

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#elvis #holds #more #office #perks

I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about Democrats or Republicans. She thought about who made sense. I've been both in my life. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#been #both #dad #democrats #early

Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#carrot #carrot top #dress #edge #get

When you think of what Americans accomplished, building these amazing cities and all the good it's done in the world, it's kind of disheartening to hear so much hatred of America, not just from abroad, but internally. ↗

— Frank Miller

#accomplished #amazing #america #building #cities

Hell has been described as a pocket edition of Chicago. ↗

— Ashley Montagu

#chicago #described #edition #hell #pocket

Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#being #being used #brothels #cameras #catch

The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#badly #directed #ed #education #funded

What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#constantly #drive #enjoying #fully #guilt