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When those lips engulfed my head, I said to myself later, ‘nothing else will ever touch this scalp again’. I couldn’t help it, though. I lathered sunscreen on it unthinkingly the next day before I went out. But it was the first time in the suburbs I ever felt no less pure for not showering.


Benson Bruno


#funny #kissing #sacred #funny

I had a lot of ambition for love, but I decided it was time to stop being needy. Now that I'm lazy I've never been more successful.


Bauvard


#humor #laziness #love #needy #success

Okay, so, flying,” I started, taking a deep breath and focusing on the thing I loved most in the world. “Flying is … great. It feels great when you’re doing it. It’s fun. Pure freedom. There’s nothing better.” Dylan smiled, a slow, easy smile that seemed to light up his whole face. “So the first thing we’re going to do,” I told him, “is push you off the roof.


James Patterson


#funny #humor #lol #smile #smooth

I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers at River's Edge would see my five days of freedom only as a challenge to be filled.


Cate Tiernan


#freedom

You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry." "How do you make girls cry, exactly?" George turned to her. His blue eyes widened. His lovely face took on a forlorn, deeply troubled expression. He leaned forward, and, in a theatrical whisper, said, "My past is tragic. I wouldn't want to burden you with it. It's a pain I must suffer alone. In the rain. In silence.


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #george #ilona-andrews #the-edge

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple." Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance


Alison Wong


#chinese #england #english #funny #love

Just leave me alone, I want to be alone,” she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.


Sarah Mayberry


#humour #romance #romantic-comedy #funny

A comedy isn’t about being funny...a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.


Gary D. Schmidt


#happy-ending #shakespeare #funny

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.


Cuthbert Soup


#caves #computer #funny #old-fashioned #writer

Ah college years, those were the days. Pure freedom ... leaving home for the first time…the parties…” "What about the tutorials, the lectures, the large building with all the books called the ‘library’?” “Is that what those were?” Gerry blithely replied.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#college #colleges #funny #humor #humour






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