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#elephants

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One researcher just determined that African and Indian elephants make each other sick. When a new animal or plant is introduced to a habitat bad things happen. The biggest danger to native wildlife is foreign wildlife.


Robert T. Bakker


#animal #bad #biggest #danger #determined

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.


W. C. Fields


#i #like #look #own #want

And the political system is changing rapidly in this country, and we better realize that. The elephants or donkeys are not what younger people look to. They look at individual candidates' philosophy, and I think it's a different time and a different generation.


Richard M. Daley


#candidates #changing #country #different #donkeys

The elephant’s love for him was a love I have never known – yet always longed to. For why should he be remembered always, and not I?


Benson Bruno


#funny #love #memory #funny

She's in the Catskill," Shopie began, but Scathach reached over and pinched her hand. "Ouch!" I just wanted to distract you," Scathach explained. "Don't even think about Black Annis. There are some names that should never be spoken aloud." That like saying don't think of elephants, Josh said, "and then all you can think about is elephants." Then let me give you something else to think about," Scathach said softly. "There are two police officers in the window staring at us. Don't look," she added urgently. Too late. Josh turned to look and whatever crossed his face--shock, horror, guilt or fear--bought both officers racing into the cafe, one pulling his automatic from its holster, the other speaking urgently into his radio as he drew his baton.


Michael Scott


#elephants #funny #hilarious #shadow #funny

Just in case you thought elephants were all sweetness, I can attest to the fact that this one had the time of her life scaring the bejeezus out of those dudes.


James Patterson


#humor #humor

Of all African animals, the elephant is the most difficult for man to live with, yet its passing - if this must come - seems the most tragic of all. I can watch elephants (and elephants alone) for hours at a time, for sooner or later the elephant will do something very strange such as mow grass with its toenails or draw the tusks from the rotted carcass of another elephant and carry them off into the bush. There is mystery behind that masked gray visage, and ancient life force, delicate and mighty, awesome and enchanted, commanding the silence ordinarily reserved for mountain peaks, great fires, and the sea.


Peter Matthiessen


#life

Psychoanalysts and elephants, they never forget.


Arthur Laurents


#forget #never #never forget #psychoanalysts

The elephants were being slaughtered in masses. Some were even killed in the vicinity of big tourist hotels.


Richard Leakey


#big #elephants #even #hotels #killed

Be wary of passing the judgment: obscure. To find something obscure poses no difficult, elephants and poodles find many things obscure.


Georg C. Lichtenberg


#elephants #find #judgment #many #obscure






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