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#elf

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I suddenly realize that I'm naked, which shouldn't bother me since it's the phone, but for some reason it does. "How's it hanging?" Kyra asks and now I think I'm blushing. It's just an expression, but jeez!


Barry Lyga


#humour #nudity #self-consciousness #funny

Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.


Joan Bauer ("Hope Yancey")


#self-explanatory #funny

You know I was curious - I was interested in all kinds of mystery or deeper meanings in the paintings because I myself have not analyzed why they have turned out like this or like that.


H. R. Giger


#because #curious #deeper #i #interested

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.


George Carlin


#insanity #lies #lying #self-indulgence #truth

Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation.


Stephen Richards


#mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money #motivational #new-age

Erin: We get to beat the shit outta guys in those big puffy suits!!! I’ve always wanted to really kick the crap outta some guy’s nuts. Now I can do it guilt-free! Me: You’re a sick girl. Erin: Guilty as charged. :)


Tammara Webber


#girl-power #self-defense #texting #humor

What difference does it makehow old I am when I shall never grow any bigger?


Miss Piggle Wiggle


#humor #miss-piggle-wiggle #myself #truth #humor

Good madonna, give me leave to prove you a fool.


William Shakespeare


#fool #humor #labels #olivia #twelfth-night

Genius is not a possession of the limited few, but exists in some degree in everyone. Where there is natural growth, a full and free play of faculties, genius will manifest itself.


Robert Henri


#everyone #exists #faculties #few #free

We are what we imagine. Our very existence consists in our imagination of ourselves. Our best destiny is to imagine, at least, completely, who and what, and that we are. The greatest tragedy that can befall us is to go unimagined.


N. Scott Momaday


#imagination






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