#elf

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#always #back #being #find #lost

That wasn't the way that things was supposed to be. And all because the so-called culture that I thought was right, that I thought it was cool, and I thought it was fun, and it was exciting at the time. It all led to me laying in a prison bunk by myself with no one to talk to but myself. ↗

— Michael Vick

#bunk #cool #culture #exciting #fun

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. ↗

— Voltaire

#himself #his #husband #much #often

Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself. ↗

— Thomas J. Watson

#ability #conclusively #day #day to day #does

To imagine yourself inside another person... is what a storywriter does in every piece of work; it is his first step, and his last too, I suppose. ↗

— Eudora Welty

#does #every #first #first step #his

I never take myself too seriously. ↗

— Lee Westwood

#myself #never #never take #seriously #take

When you act, you're always playing a version of yourself. You can't bring more to the role than what you are. ↗

— Bradley Whitford

#always #bring #more #playing #role

I wouldn't say there is one guy that I would say patterns himself after me. ↗

— Dominique Wilkins

#guy #himself #i #me #patterns

It's very weird waking around a corner and being nose to nose with myself on the side of a bus. And Times Square - that's the craziest one. ↗

— Allison Williams

#being #bus #corner #craziest #myself

Now I have to motivate myself much more than I had previously. ↗

— Walter Jon Williams

#i #more #motivate #much #myself