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Mahound comes to me for revelation, asking me to choose between monotheist and henotheist alternatives, and I'm just some idiot actor having a bhaenchud nightmare, what the fuck do I know, yaar, what to tell you, help. Help. ↗


— Salman Rushdie


#islam #muhammad #muslim #religion #religion

It is remarkable, Hardin, how the religion of science has grabbed hold. ↗


— Isaac Asimov


#religion

It is an absurdity to believe that the Deity has human passions, and one of the lowest of human passions, a restless appetite for applause ↗


— David Hume


#religion #religion

أخسر الناس صفقة من اشتغل عن الله بنفسه، بل أخسر منه من اشتغل عن نفسه بالناس ↗


— ابن قيم الجوزية


#religion

Some folks are happier not being saved. ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


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Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man. ↗


— Thomas Jefferson


#christianity #ethics #religion #religion

No matter what I said they insisted on thinking of God as something outside themselves. Something that yearns to take every indolent moron to His breast and comfort him. The notion that the effort has to be their own . . . and that the trouble they are in is all their own doing . . . is one that they can't or won't entertain. ↗


— Robert A. Heinlein


#religion #religion

Human understanding is fallible, and we see through a glass, darkly. Any religion is a shadow of God. But the shadows of God are not God. ↗


— Margaret Atwood


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So you make this deal with the gods. You do these dances and they'll send rain and good crops and the whole works? And nothing bad will ever happen. Right.' Prayer had always struck me as more or less a glorified attempt at a business transaction. A rain dance even more so. I thought I might finally have offended Loyd past the point of no return, like stealing the lobster from frozen foods that time, to get myself fired. But Loyd was just thinking. After a minute he said, 'No, it's not like that. It's not making a deal, bad things can still happen, but you want to try not to cause them to happen. It has to do with keeping things in balance.' In balance.' Really, it's like the spirits have made a deal with us.' And what is the deal?' I asked. We're on our own. The spirits have been good enough to let us live here and use the utilities, and we're saying: We know how nice you're being. We appreciate the rain, we appreciate the sun, we appreciate the deer we took. Sorry if we messed up anything. You've gone to a lot of trouble, and we'll try to be good guests.' Like a note you'd send somebody after you stayed in their house?' Exactly like that. 'Thanks for letting me sleep on your couch. I took some beer out of the refrigerator, and I broke a coffee cup. Sorry, I hope it wasn't your favorite one. ↗


— Barbara Kingsolver


#prayer #religion #business

He said, first let's just unzip your religion down. ↗


— Tori Amos


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