#ember

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#first time #had #i #i remember #kept

When I'm at work, I'm remembering what I forgot to do for the kids, and when I'm with the kids, I'm remembering what I forgot to do at work. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#i #kids #remembering #work

Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad. ↗

— Christina G. Rossetti

#far #forget #remember #sad #should

I appeal to my fellow scientists to remember their responsibility to humanity. ↗

— Joseph Rotblat

#fellow #humanity #i #remember #responsibility

That we must all die, we always knew; I wish I had remembered it sooner. ↗

— Samuel Johnson

#die #had #i #i wish #knew

When asked for your views, by the press or others, remember that what they really want to know is the President's views. ↗

— Donald Rumsfeld

#know #others #president #press #really

Nostalgia is, 'Hey, remember the other mall that used to be there?' ↗

— George Saunders

#mall #nostalgia #other #remember #used

I am, I think the only surviving member of the original Battle Creek church. The church was disbanded, with the exception of thirteen members, in 1870. ↗

— John Harvey Kellogg

#battle #church #creek #disbanded #exception

It's like trying to describe what you feel when you're standing on the rim of the Grand Canyon or remembering your first love or the birth of your child. You have to be there to really know what it's like. ↗

— Jack Schmitt

#canyon #child #describe #feel #first

As many will remember, a respected Army Corps economist filed a whistleblower complaint about the Corps' use of faulty data to justify lock and dam expansion. ↗

— Ron Kind

#army #complaint #corps #dam #data