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It is unfortunate that in most cases when the sins of the father fall on the son it is because unlike God, people refuse to forgive and forget and heap past wrongs upon innocent generations.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#forgive #forgive-and-forget #forgiveness #future-generation #future-generations

There's a power struggle going on across Europe these days. A few cities are competing against each other to see who shall emerge as the great 21st century European metropolis. Will it be London? Paris? Berlin? Zurich? Maybe Brussels, center of the young union? They all strive to outdo one another culturally, architecturally, politically, fiscally. But Rome, it should be said, has not bothered to join the race for status. Rome doesn't compete. Rome just watches all the fussing and striving, completely unfazed. I am inspired by the regal self-assurance of this city, so grounded and rounded, so amused and monumental, knowing she is held securely in the palm of history. I would like to be like Rome when I am an old lady.


Elizabeth Gilbert


#life #old #rome #architecture

Reunion reveals friendship potential that haven't yet been emerged in the past.


Toba Beta


#friendship

A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.


Edmond de Goncourt


#else #hears #more #museum #opinions

If it’s not already written, I want to write a book called, “The Art of Raw.” But instead of using my real name, I’ll use the pseudonym, “Sun Tzushi.


Jarod Kintz


#art-of-war #book #funny #pseudonym #sun-tzushi

Propping the mirror against the wall near the door, he waved a hand at it and clipped, "Drustan: Cian MacKeltar. Cian: Drustan MacKeltar." "Dageus," Drustan's voice was soft as velvet, never a good sign, "why are you introducing me to a mirror?


Karen Marie Moning


#dageus #drustan #funny #highlander #karen-marie-moning

Asia is an entertainment, Europe is a dream, America is an imprisonment and Rest is a nightmare.


Santosh Kalwar


#asia #countries #europe #funny #joke

The owner of The Mandrake Hotel and Resort is a man called Rot, a billionaire like Bill Gates, only nerdier. 
 Rot Kugelschreiber isn’t the name he was born with. No, the name on his birth certificate is Dark Jar Tin Zoo. He chose that penname because in German it means Red Pen—and a Red Pen is mightier than a Red Sword, which in turn is mightier than a Rothschild. 
 Most of the time he goes by Rot, but occasionally he reverts back to Dark Jar Tin Zoo.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #pseudonym #funny

You ever watch It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown?" Deuce asked. "Stupid Fucker makes me laugh." I decided, I too, really liked that stupid fucker Charlie Brown and made a mental note to watch everything featuring Charlie Brown as soon as I got home.


Madeline Sheehan


#eva #home

It's amazing--my parents call everything a discussion. If I were standing across the street, firing a bazooka at my mother, while my father was launching mortar back at me, and Jeffery was charging down the driveway with a grenade in his teeth, my parents would say we should stop having this public "discussion".


Jordan Sonnenblick


#euphemism #humor #parents #humor






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