#eve

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. ↗

— Chris Rock

#because #bullet #control #cost #dollar

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. ↗

— Chris Rock

#go #malls #people #same #town

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing. ↗

— Chris Rock

#being #criminals #everyone #favorite #mine

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. ↗

— Chris Rock

#charlie #charlie brown #even #halloween #his

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. ↗

— Chris Rock

#bad #dude #every #i #jude

I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either. ↗

— Chris Rock

#curse #either #front #i #mother

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. ↗

— Chris Rock

#dads #day #down #every #every day

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest! ↗

— Chris Rock

#american idol #christopher #christopher reeve #contest #dance

I never said I wanted to be around for a long time. I always said I wanted to be here for a good time. ↗

— Kid Rock

#around #good #good time #here #i

Being a father helps me be more responsible... you see more things than you've ever seen. ↗

— Kid Rock

#being #ever #father #helps #me