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Chris Rock

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I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

— Chris Rock

#excuse #get #high #i #i wish

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

— Chris Rock

#comedy #race #racism #society #love

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?!

— Chris Rock

#hunger #plenty #wealth #food

Men are as faithful as their options.

— Chris Rock

#men #faith

You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense

— Chris Rock

#women #humor

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

— Chris Rock

#options #wealth #money

Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.

— Chris Rock

#women #food

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies.

— Chris Rock

#lies #men #women #men

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.

— Chris Rock


You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

— Chris Rock

#pay #take #taxes #you

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Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III (born February 7 1965) is an American comedian actor screenwriter television producer film producer and director. He went on to more prominent film roles and a series of acclaimed comedy specials for HBO. He was voted as the fifth greatest stand-up comedian of all time by Comedy Central.

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