Chris Rock

I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking. ↗

— Chris Rock

#clubs #comedy #did #get #get a real

I'm an independent, but I got to admit I lean Democratic. ↗

— Chris Rock

#democratic #got #i #independent #lean

I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson. ↗

— Chris Rock

#hang #i #jackson #janet #janet jackson

I'm never proper or careful, but I never curse in front of my mother, either. ↗

— Chris Rock

#curse #either #front #i #mother

I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. ↗

— Chris Rock

#hack #i #just #overrated #severely

I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day. ↗

— Chris Rock

#dads #day #down #every #every day

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. ↗

— Chris Rock

#enjoying #fair #funny #funny guy #get

Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. ↗

— Chris Rock

#always #before #go #kids #most

Most parts in comedy, they're not really written for men. They're written for, like, these boy-men. ↗

— Chris Rock

#like #men #most #parts #really

Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. ↗

— Chris Rock

#life #like #movies #plays #really