Chris Rock

Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life. ↗

— Chris Rock

#life #movie #music #my life #soundtrack

My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars. ↗

— Chris Rock

#first #i #made #snl #year

My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted. ↗

— Chris Rock

#because #eddie #eddie murphy #goal #host

My movies are okay, but they're not my specials. ↗

— Chris Rock

#okay #specials

No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.' ↗

— Chris Rock

#better #critic #film #going #say

Pretty girls have problems too. ↗

— Chris Rock

#pretty girls #problems #too

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. ↗

— Chris Rock

#chaser #falling #got #guys #i

Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. ↗

— Chris Rock

#famous #i #offer #only #parts

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars. ↗

— Chris Rock

#oscars #welcome

When I do stand-up, I'm basically doing a one-man show. ↗

— Chris Rock

#doing #i #i do #one-man #show