Chris Rock

By the time I was 7 or 8, I wanted to be a comedy writer. ↗

— Chris Rock

#comedy #i #time #wanted #writer

Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy. ↗

— Chris Rock

#comedy #group #verbal

Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie. ↗

— Chris Rock

#bad #dude #every #i #jude

George Bush hates midgets. ↗

— Chris Rock

#george #george bush #hates

Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor. ↗

— Chris Rock

#actor #better #better actor #doing #here

Hollywood's just not funny. ↗

— Chris Rock

#hollywood #just

I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table. ↗

— Chris Rock

#cook #i #i can #nice #plate

I live way below my means. ↗

— Chris Rock

#i #live #means #way

I love being famous. It's almost like being white. ↗

— Chris Rock

#being #being famous #famous #i #i love

I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school. ↗

— Chris Rock

#black #brooklyn #first #history #i