Chris Rock

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing. ↗

— Chris Rock

#laughing #need #people #tell #you

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. ↗

— Chris Rock

#funny #know #only #others #something

If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty. ↗

— Chris Rock

#looks #near #she #sixteen #tells

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time. ↗

— Chris Rock

#men #most #time

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man. ↗

— Chris Rock

#invented #man #school #shootings #stolen

The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other. ↗

— Chris Rock

#guys #key #like #making #need

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material. ↗

— Chris Rock

#comedy #comedy club #material #out #place

After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college. ↗

— Chris Rock

#broadcast #college #community #community college #got

America is the greatest country in the whole world. ↗

— Chris Rock

#country #greatest #greatest country #whole #world

If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner. ↗

— Chris Rock

#clean #cleaner #gets #properly #room