I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Christopher Julius "Chris" Rock III (born February 7 1965) is an American comedian actor screenwriter television producer film producer and director. He went on to more prominent film roles and a series of acclaimed comedy specials for HBO. He was voted as the fifth greatest stand-up comedian of all time by Comedy Central.