#eve

I'm allergic to dogs, so I couldn't even adopt what gay men typically adopt when they have that maternal gene. ↗

— Dan Savage

#allergic #dogs #even #gay #gene

Men were never expected to be monogamous. ↗

— Dan Savage

#men #monogamous #never #were

Mother's Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine's Day is a torment if you don't got one. And at some point in our lives, we will be tormented by Valentine's Day even if we're relatively lucky in love. ↗

— Dan Savage

#dead #even #got #lives #love

Straight people are everywhere! ↗

— Dan Savage

#people #straight #straight people

The mistake that straight people made was imposing the monogamous expectation on men. Men were never expected to be monogamous. ↗

— Dan Savage

#expected #imposing #made #men #mistake

I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself. ↗

— Fred Savage

#bed #before #bring #dress #glass

Have you ever noticed that when you must struggle to hear something, you close your eyes? ↗

— Marilyn vos Savant

#ever #eyes #hear #must #noticed

It is unfortunate that the poor judgment shown by a small group of young actors has tarnished the reputation of every child who has ever appeared before a camera. ↗

— Fred Savage

#before #camera #child #ever #every

Know how to garnish food so that it is more appealing to the eye and even more flavorful than before. ↗

— Marilyn vos Savant

#appealing #before #even #eye #how

I just can't believe all the things I did that decade. ↗

— Dick Schaap

#decade #did #i #just #things