#ever

You see I have to be in the clinic every Thursday and it's in Phoenix so I have to fly down or drive down. It has to be every Thursday for this damn stuff they're giving me. ↗

— Lee Hazlewood

#damn #down #drive #every #fly

There's a perceived inverse relation between looks and talent. Look at Charlize Theron - she made herself ugly for 'Monster' and suddenly everyone said 'she's a genius.' It shouldn't be like that. ↗

— Lena Headey

#charlize theron #everyone #genius #herself #inverse

Jazz is letting everybody do his or her thing with the music. ↗

— Percy Heath

#her #his #jazz #letting #music

There was very little suicide among the men of the North, because every man considered it his duty to get killed, not to kill himself; and to kill himself would have seemed cowardly, as implying fear of being killed by others. ↗

— Lafcadio Hearn

#because #being #considered #cowardly #duty

If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host. ↗

— Gabriel Heatter

#day #every #every day #game #game show

I have been very clear to everybody that just because I'm getting married does not mean I call myself a straight. ↗

— Anne Heche

#been #call #clear #does #everybody

The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#clever #cowboy #cowboys #creative #creativity

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read! ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#children #every #kid #read

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#else #every #every time #go #gonna

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#called #does #gets #got #halfway