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A blanket could be used as a tarp over one of those tiny circular inflatable pools for children. Well, you might call it a tarp, but I’d call it a trap. But I’ve already tried everything I can think of to silence the noisy neighbor kids, from mousetraps on lollipop sticks, to superglue disguised as lip gloss—and yet the shrieking continues.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

The results of each Brick and Blanket test are so unique to each person that I’d be willing to bet (with your money, of course) that if you lined up two monozygotic twins, two clones of John Cleese, and Newton and Leibniz, no pair of answers would be identical.


Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Extinction catches Man by surprise because no one can even imagine that such a catastrophe can happen to an intelligent species.


Bill Gaede


#extinction #gaede #god #physics #imagination

Daphne, whatever you could think of in your wildest imagination, there is a game for it and probably has been for a thousand years.' He pulled off his shirt and advanced on her. 'For example, there is the lovely lady taken up against the wall game. I'll show you how it is played.


Madeline Hunter


#humor #sex-games #imagination

The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts.


Heywood Broun


#love

And we did, and it wasn’t bad. We ate the whole stupid can, we were so hungry. And when it started to get dark you pointed to the sky, and told me there was a star for every thing you loved about me.” I’m gasping, feeling as though I am about to drown; I’m reaching for him blindly, grabbing at his collar.


Lauren Oliver


#lena #love #love

We'll walk together holding hands, and kiss in broad daylight, and love each other as much as we want to, and no one will ever try to keep up apart.


Lauren Oliver


#delirium #lauren-oliver #lena-holloway #love #sweet

Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny.


Jess C. Scott


#crime-fiction #drama #e-l-james #fifty-shades #fifty-shades-of-grey

I’ve read about this in books, imagined it in my mind countless times since I’ve been here, but to actually witness it is something entirely different. I thought I was prepared, but nothing—no amount of book learning or supposed life experience or bravado—can make you invulnerable to the sight of a vampire drinking blood.


Melika Dannese Lux


#corcitura #madelaine-bradburry #reality #revelations #stefan-belododia

You may not have been who I picture myself with, but you're exactly what I need- someone I can let loose and be myself with.


Kendall Ryan


#love






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