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The only thing worse than a social networking junkie who breaks out in a cold sweat if she hasn't updated her page in the past ten seconds is the person (usually it's a guy) who proudly refuses to join Facebook. You know, that same d-bag who held out on getting a cell phone until, like, 2002.


Andrea Lavinthal


#social-networking #life

If you can't stop thinking about someone's update, that's called "status cling.


Jessica Park


#love

A fart in the face is love.


James Kidd


#fart #farts #funny #love #silly

Stevie: "If you think he's a lecher and all men are disgusting, why do you want me to date?" Zena: "Because, Stevie. Now and then, when the moon is full and bluish, when the galaxy is all calm and peaceful and serenity rules and even the falling stars are falling gracefully, and the wind creates a beautiful song, that's when you find one outstanding man. Kind. Loyal. Funny and smart, great in bed but not kinky. A lover in his head and in his body. A man who doesn't think as a dick-obsessed monkey with a brain the size of a testicle, but one who is thoughtful and can hold his emotions in one hand and hug you close with the other. A man who is a hunky, manly man but who can talk to you like your best girlfriend, because that's what he wants to be for you. Your best friend." (Page 44)


Cathy Lamb


#beauty

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR per G.G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE


Mark Twain


#preface #reading #warning #motivational

To be a well-favoured man is the gift of fortune; but to write and read comes by nature.


William Shakespeare


#face #gift #handsomeness #looks #reading

Nine had heard whisperings that the secretive Bilderberg Group was effectively the World Government, undermining democracy by influencing everything from nations' political leaders to the venue for the next war. He recalled persistent rumors and confirmed media reports that the Bilderberg Group had such luminaries as Barack Obama, Prince Charles, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch, Tony Blair, Bill and Hillary Clinton, George Bush Sr. and George W. Bush. Other Bilderberg members sprung forth from Nine’s memory bank. They included the founders and CEOs of various multinational corporations like Facebook, BP, Google, Shell and Amazon, as well as almost every major financial institution on the planet.


James Morcan


#amazon-com #barack-obama #bilderberg #bill-clinton #clinton

I'm about to start reading it again, because what good is a story you only want to read once?


Bill Willingham


#fantasy-fiction #unwritten-preface #fantasy-fiction

I use Facebook quite a lot to keep up with my friends, although I had to delete 'Words With Friends' from my phone because it was wasting too much of my time.


Joshua Bell


#because #delete #facebook #friends #had

Every great work of art has two faces, one toward its own time and one toward the future, toward eternity.


Lester Bangs


#eternity #every #faces #future #great






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