#facebook

I just had to block someone on Facebook who was impersonating my wife. ↗

— Jordan Knight

#facebook #had #i #just #someone

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got? ↗

— Bill Maher

#exes #facebook #funny #humor #internet

«“Everybody is in trouble with my dad. My dad only sort of gets the Internet. My dad started looking up all his old enemies on Facebook. My dad picks big flamewar fights. It’s like my dad just discovered that people can talk about politics without his permission. Facebook is like his new drug, he’s getting all sweaty and manic... Farfalla, is Facebook the work of the Devil? Google is ‘not evil,’ but nobody ever said that Facebook was ‘not evil.’”» ↗

— Bruce Sterling

#google #internet #social-network #love

work. play. passion. ↗

— Jim Clark

#facebook #friendship-and-love #will-to-live #women-s-strength #friendship

Facebook can be an accumulation of different intelligences. ↗

— Yuri Milner

#facebook

Facebook didn't know how successful Zynga would be. ↗

— Yuri Milner

#how #know #successful #would

Now friendships depend on and are subject to the Facebook's privacy policy ↗

— Sunil Raina

#frienships #friendship

People don't buy Moet & Dom because they love the taste, the buy it because they need "Livin' Large" photo on Facebook! ↗

— T.A

#life #living #life

Josh will begin disappearing into a future where the only place he and I remain friends is on the Internet. ↗

— Jay Asher

#friends #future #internet

Josh turns to me. “I can’t believe she’s writing these things.” “Not she,” I say. “Me.” “Why would anyone say this stuff about themselves on the Internet? It’s crazy!” “Exactly,” I say. “I’m going to be mentally ill in fifteen years, and that’s why my husband doesn’t want to be around me. ↗

— Jay Asher

#status-updates #internet