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My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush.


Scott Lynch


#fantasy #humor #humor

I'll tell you something. Once I was very fond of a poem by Emily Dickinson or somebody. I only remember one line of it, but it goes, 'The soul selects her own society.' I used to tell it to everybody. Once I quoted it to a friend of mine, and he said, 'Maybe, but the body gets thrown into bed with the goddamnedest people.


Peter S. Beagle


#humor #sex #humor

Jiggery pokery!” said Harry in a fierce voice. “Hocus pocus — squiggly wiggly —” “MUUUUUUM!” howled Dudley, “He’s doing you know what!


J.K. Rowling


#fantasy #humor #magic #humor

Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean, sooner or later— probably sooner— I’d look up to see you swooping overhead on a broomstick. In fact, by now I’d be disappointed in you if I didn’t see you.” “Are you off to the iceberg today?” Sophie retorted.


Diana Wynne Jones


#humor #humor

You can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain.


Jefferson Smith


#belief #credibility #fantasy #gullibility #humor

Louis-Cesare slowly pulled himself into a half-standing position against the side of the winery.'What? Did you think one little mage was going to do me in?' He swallowed hard. 'Hell, that was just a warm-up.


Karen Chance


#damphir #dorina #fiction #humor #mage

It takes real planning to organize this kind of chaos.


Mel Odom


#humor #humor

Moth, that wasn't very nice.


Michael Buckley


#humor

And to do something that helps your coven survive, even after your own death, is the greatest gift you can possibly give them…” --Angela from Angela’s Coven


Bruce Jenvey


#paranormal #witches #death

What will I do if I find myself with a heart?" "Lose it constantly, I imagine.


Gregory Maguire


#fiction #science-fiction #imagination






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