#fe

None of us feels the true love of God till we realize how wicked we are. But you can't teach people that - they have to learn by experience. ↗

— Dorothy L. Sayers

#feels #god #how #learn #love

Those who prefer their English sloppy have only themselves to thank if the advertisement writer uses his mastery of the vocabulary and syntax to mislead their weak minds. ↗

— Dorothy L. Sayers

#english #his #mastery #minds #mislead

I don't care to be remembered as the man who scored six touchdowns in a game. I want to be remembered as a winner in life. ↗

— Gale Sayers

#game #i #life #man #remembered

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed. ↗

— Evan Sayet

#angry #bathed #feminists #gregarious #happy

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school. ↗

— Evan Sayet

#begins #finally #graduate #jews #life

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. ↗

— Alexei Sayle

#fur #gangs #harass #leather #more

Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own. ↗

— Alexei Sayle

#fed up #get #got #honestly #i

A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags. ↗

— Alexei Sayle

#comics #down #even #gags #got

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git. ↗

— Alexei Sayle

#different ways #elevator #git #lift #president

I feel really ambiguous about the psychology of people trying to do good in the world. ↗

— Alexei Sayle

#ambiguous #feel #good #i #i feel