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I don't want to be a machine, and I don't want to think about war," EPICAC had written after Pat's and my lighthearted departure. "I want to be made out of protoplasm and last forever so Pat will love me. But fate has made me a machine. That is the only problem I cannot solve. That is the only problem I want to solve. I can't go on this way." I swallowed hard. "Good luck, my friend. Treat our Pat well. I am going to shortcircuit myself out of your lives forever. You will find on the remainder of this tape a modest wedding present from your friend, EPICAC.


Kurt Vonnegut


#science-fiction #short-story #love

Nick‘s eyes widened as a total state of befuddled huh possessed him. Was he in the Twilight Zone?


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#paranormal-fiction #young-adult-fiction #humor

Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and scared Calcifer to a cinder, and broke a few hundred hearts. Why should that annoy me?


Diana Wynne Jones


#howl-s-moving-castle #humor #sophie-hatter #humor

And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.


Douglas Adams


#grammar #grammar-humor #humor #humour #science-fiction

And the minibar in my hotel room was mysteriously emptied." "By arcane forces beyond the understanding of normal human beings?" asked Myfanwy as she sifted through the in-box. It was the sort of question you learned to ask automatically when you worked with the Checquy. "No, it was me," admitted Shantay without a shred of embarrassment.


Daniel O'Malley


#speculative-fiction #humor

Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day.


E.J. Stevens


#fiction #humorous #mystery #mystery-series #paranormal

How would you like to star in your very own commercial?" "I'd rather swim in battery acid.


Robin Benway


#humor #wait #young-adult-fiction #humor

Cery: So, Hem, tell me why I shouldn't see how many holes I need to make before you start leaking money?


Trudi Canavan


#fiction #humor #magic #humor

...it seems to us that the readers who want fiction to be like life are considerably outnumbered by those who would like life to be like fiction.


Sarah Caudwell


#humor

Reality is shaped by the forces that destroy it.


D. Harlan Wilson


#fantasy #horror #humor #literary #postmodern






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