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In TIME June 7, 2010 On the sustainability of the publishing industry, in the Chicago Tribune: "I think that book publishing is about to slide into the sea. We live in a literate time, and our children are writing up a storm, often combining letters and numbers.... The future of publishing: 18 million authors in America, each with an average of 14 readers, eight of whom are blood relatives. Average annual earnings: $175." - 5/26/10


Garrison Keillor


#writers-groups #home

...hanging out does not make one an artist. A secondhand wardrobe does not make one an artist. Neither do a hair-trigger temper, melancholic nature, propensity for tears, hating your parents, nor even HIV - I hate to say it - none of these make one an artist. They can help, but just as being gay does not make one witty (you can suck a mile of cock, as my friend Sarah Thyre puts it, it still won't make you Oscar Wilde, believe me), the only thing that makes one an artist is making art. And that requires the precise opposite of hanging out; a deeply lonely and unglamorous task of tolerating oneself long enough to push something out.


David Rakoff


#artists #humor #rent #wilde #writers

A novelist can’t be without a kimono and pen!(Shigure)


Natsuki Takaya


#kimono #novelists #shigure #writers #humor

At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me.


David Sedaris


#technology #typewriters #humor

I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how to become a professional writer. I say to you, "If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.


Kurt Vonnegut


#education #hurt #writers-on-writing #art

All writers are insane!


Cornelia Funke


#insanity #writers #humor

I suppose half the time Shakespeare just shoved down anything that came into his head.


P.G. Wodehouse


#writers #humor

A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.


William Faulkner


#writers #humor

There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write.


Mignon McLaughlin


#humor #writers #writing #humor

I don't know why anyone would be scared of a homeless person. The truly scary people are all the murder mystery writers. They spend all day thinking of the perfect plot on how to kill someone and get away with it.


Shannon L. Alder


#writers #humor






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