#fiction

The Snow White the midnight the moon tales of the mechanics ↗

— Marissa Meyer

#science

It's just one thing after another. Cars that won't run. Planes that will never fly again. Computer systems we can barely use, let alone re-create. It's like...time is flowing backward. We're caveman archeologists in the ruins of the future. ↗

— Dan Wells

#science

A metric fuckton of dumb so epically mind-destroyingly beyond a bad idea that there's not a chance they would go there. ↗

— Andrea K. Höst

#science

Paranoia is just a heightened state of awareness. I didn't say it, but I repeat it often enough. ↗

— Gerald Everett Jones

#humor #humor

Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams ↗

— Robert Lynn Asprin

#science-fiction #humor

We want to fight.” “And I want J.K. Rowling to keep writing in the Potterverse, but I know that’s never going to happen,” I said blithely. ↗

— Laura Kreitzer

#fallen-legion #fantasy #fiction #humor #j-k-rowling

But it is cute. It's such a boy thing to do. Drop dead. Aw, you say the most romantic things. ↗

— Eliezer Yudkowsky

#fantasy #humor #humor

How could you fall in love with a three inch worm? ↗

— Stephenie Meyer

#humor #romance #humor

The thin girl was gulping down one of Richard's bananas in what was, Richard reflected, the least erotic display of banana-eating he had ever seen. ↗

— Neil Gaiman

#science-fiction #humor

I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception. ↗

— Tom Upton

#young-adult-fiction #humor