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My mother read that parents should spend quality time with their children. One way is to sign up for organized activities together. This month we're taking meditation to free the mind. Last month it was Rolfing. Have you ever Rolfed, Tone?" "Only after the school's shepherd's pie," I said. ↗


— Julie Anne Peters


#humor #humor

Before he sat down, my internal heat-seekers sensed what was coming my way: deep blue eyes that melted girls like Velveeta in a microwave. I tried to resist those microwave eyes, but sometimes there's no defense against them. I had a feeling I'd be seeing him weeping over my coffin later that night. ↗


— Natalie Standiford


#humor #microwaves #natalie-standiford #humor

I am a socially akward man-dork"-Nick ↗


— Sherrilyn Kenyon


#humor

You bruised my ego, you see, and there’s just not enough money in the world to soothe my ego when it gets bruised ↗


— Jennifer Estep


#finnegan-lane #humor #humor

It's over. Absolutely, completely, eternally over ↗


— Alyson Noel


#love #over #love

Hello, sexy. I knew that you couldn't get through the night without me," Finn's smug, slightly sleepy voice filled my ear. "So why don't you tell me what you're wearing?" I rolled my eyes. Apparently, my foster brother hadn't bothered to check his caller ID before he picked up the phone. I wondered if this was how he answered all his late night calls, or if he was actually expecting to hear from Bria. I really hoped it was the second one. "What am I wearing? Well, right now it would be the blood of two giants, among other naughty unmentionables," I purred. "What does that do for you, sexy?" Silence. Then Finn cleared his throat. "Uh Gin? Did you dial my number by mistake? Shouldn't you be cooing these sweet, sweet nothings into Owen's ear instead of mine? ↗


— Jennifer Estep


#gin #humor #humor

You've become my friend, and I love you." It was right and true and that made saying it easy. She heard the surprise in the intake of his breath. "And I, you, Helen. I think I've loved you since the moment you first stood on my doorstep." He paused. "But now, I really must insist that you sleep. My love will still be here when you wake up. ↗


— Michelle Zink


#griffin #griffin-and-helen #griffin-channing #helen #helen-cartwright

The fairies, as their custom, clapped their hands with delight over their cleverness, and they were so madly in love with the little house that they could not bear to think they had finished it. ↗


— J.M. Barrie


#fairies #finish #hands #happy #house

Rule number one of the wizarding business. Never let them see you sweat. People expect us to know things. It can be a big advantage. Don’t screw it up by looking like you’re as confused as everyone else. Bad for the image. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #business

At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge. ↗


— Christine Lavin


#best #concert #crown #definitely #edge






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