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Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement, it is too fleeting; as an occupation, it is too wearing; as a public exhibition, there is no money in it. It is unsuited to the drawing room, and in the most cultured society it has long been banished from the social board. It has at last, in our day of progress and improvement, been degraded to brotherhood with flatulence. Among the best bred, these two arts are now indulged in only private--though by consent of the whole company, when only males are present, it is still permissible, in good society, to remove the embargo on the fundamental sigh.


Mark Twain


#farting #flatulence #masturbation #onanism #self-abuse

Whomsoever controls the volume of money in any country is absolute master of all industry and commerce and when you realize that the entire system is very easily controlled, one way or another, by a few powerful men at the top, you will not have to be told how periods of inflation and depression originate.


James Garfield


#control #depression #economy #finances #government

It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.


Jane Austen


#pride

If you stand up and be counted, from time to time you may get yourself knocked down. But remember this: A man flattened by an opponent can get up again. A man flattened by conformity stays down for good.


Thomas J. Watson


#conformity #counted #down #flattened #from time to time

Heart-stopping envy is the sincerest form of flattery.


Anna Godbersen


#flattery #envy

When growth is slower-than-expected, stocks go down. When inflation is higher-than-expected, bonds go down. When inflation is lower-than-expected, bonds go up.


Ray Dalio


#down #go #growth #inflation #stocks

I'm a freak, everything has to be totally flat when I play. Ed Will, my jazz teacher, set up everything completely flat, and then you'd tilt your snare drum away from you, so I do that too. So my snare tilts away from me.


Travis Barker


#completely #drum #ed #everything #flat

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.


Mark Twain


#flatter #friends #getting #getting old #how

He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander.


Napoleon Bonaparte


#also #flatter #how #knows #slander

While being called beautiful is extremely flattering, I would much rather be noticed for my work as an actress.


Halle Berry


#beautiful #being #called #extremely #flattering






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