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Once you're using sides and sauces you're on the right track and you're also following the general principles about how to eat well in the United States.


Tyler Cowen


#sauces #vietnamese-food #food

I had one elegantly folded cookie—a short paper nerve baked in an ear.


Lorrie Moore


#food

I won't compete with anybody. I love to compete with my own body. When God closes a door against me, I should not attempt to bang on it. And if God gives me a key to open a door, I should not misuse that key!


Israelmore Ayivor


#aim-high #big-dream #close #compete #competition

Get out of bed and feed me already, person!


Rachel Cohn


#food #humor #food

My heart is a Latin American food stall and your love is a health inspector from Zurich.


Tom Robbins


#love #food

Heifer.” “Rich man’s whore!” “At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too.” “Now see, Dee-Ann Smith. That was just mean!


Shelly Laurenston


#humor #mitch #ric #sissy #food

In my food world, there is no fear or guilt, only joy and balance. So no ingredient is ever off-limits. Rather, all of the recipes here follow my Usually-Sometimes-Rarely philosophy. Notice there is no Never.


Ellie Krieger


#health #lifestyle #food

Bein' rich is having leftovers. Good leftovers make yo' tongue fly outta yo' mouth and smack yo' brains out.


Paula H. Deen


#humor #southern #food

Every now and then, I'll run into someone who claims not to like chocolate, and while we live in a country where everyone has the right to eat what they want, I want to say for the record that I don't trust these people, that I think something is wrong with them, and that they're probably - and this must be said - total duds in bed.


Steve Almond


#food #people #food

They served "Good Food" but only a G, an O and a D were lit up. Personally, I doubted God dined there. Unless God was keen on samonella poisoning and rat droppings in the hamburgers. But then again, what did I know?


Julie Kenner


#food #god #hamburgers #humor #food






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