#football

By the way, you won't put that thing in about me wanting to have sex on a football pitch, will you? ↗

— Louise Nurding

#football #me #pitch #put #sex

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture. ↗

— Elbert Hubbard

#education

Would I swap what I have achieved as a cook if I could have been as successful as a footballer? Definitely. ↗

— Gordon Ramsay

#been #cook #could #definitely #footballer

How can I go on with this? Please God, let me win a football pool. ↗

— Simon Raven

#go #god #how #i #me

The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important. ↗

— Bobby Robson

#football #football match #important #match #minutes

Look at a football field. It looks like a big movie screen. This is theatre. Football combines the strategy of chess. It's part ballet. It's part battleground, part playground. We clarify, amplify and glorify the game with our footage, the narration and that music, and in the end create an inspirational piece of footage. ↗

— Steve Sabol

#ballet #battleground #big #big movie #chess

I have loved football as an almost mythic game since I was in the fourth grade. To me, the game wasn't even grounded in reality. The uniform turned you into a warrior. Being on a team, the mythology of physical combat, the struggle against the elements, the narrative of the game. ↗

— Steve Sabol

#almost #being #combat #elements #even

My mother said I would have more chances to become a tennis player than a football player. ↗

— Marat Safin

#become #chances #football #football player #i

Football, basketball, and the Olympic sports all have their problems with banned substances. ↗

— Jim Sensenbrenner

#basketball #football #olympic #problems #sports

In football, day in day out, you always have to show your worth. ↗

— Luis Figo

#day #football #out #show #worth