#fuuny

O beautiful Janie with your straw-colored hair I would follow you anywhere One so beautiful I will never meet again And you're also much stronger than most other men Which is hot, by the way And I'm not intimidated by that at all ↗

— Michelle Rowen

#beauty

Then, Holden, the little Fang gang kid, came out of nowhere with an apparent death wish. He raced directly toward the maniac with the gun shrieking something that sounded like " I am Starfishhh! ↗

— James Patterson

#death-wish #fuuny #maximum-ride #starfishhh #death