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James Patterson

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guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

— James Patterson


Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.

— James Patterson


Fang: 'Man, You weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?' Max: 'Why, is your head missing some?

— James Patterson

#mamimum #maximum-ride #ride #rock #experience

Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind!

— James Patterson

#iggy #max #maximum-ride #funny

Yes!” said Fang, punching the air. “Freaks rule.

— James Patterson


Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.

— James Patterson


You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. 'We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.

— James Patterson


I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us.

— James Patterson

#humor #maximum-ride #humor

I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.

— James Patterson

#humor #pudding #experience

What happened to your tan?"--Fang "It was dirt." --Max

— James Patterson

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About James Patterson

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After Patterson retired from advertising in 1996 he devoted his time to writing. Patterson has also set up the James Patterson Teacher Education Scholarship in the schools of education at Appalachian State Michigan State and Florida Atlantic University. Early life and education
Patterson was born in Newburgh New York on March 22 1947 and received a Bachelor of Arts in English from Manhattan College along with a Master of Arts in English from Vanderbilt University.

Patterson also wrote the Michael Bennett Women's Murder Club Maximum Ride Daniel X and Witch and Wizard series as well as many stand-alone thrillers nonfiction and romance novels. James B.

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