#ge

It's nice to finally get scripts offered to me that aren't the ones Tom Hanks wipes his butt with. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#get #hanks #his #me #nice

I refuse to feel guilty. I feel guilty about too much in my life but not about money. I went through periods when I had nothing, so somebody in my family has to get stinkin' wealthy. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#family #feel #get #guilty #had

Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well. ↗

— Jonathan Carroll

#along #both #children #get #hands

My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#alone #always #attention #christmas #christmas time

Some nights it was a melee, literally, where I'd be standing trying to defend myself for what I was doing. People would be screaming at me to do my old act, and getting actually violent and angry at me. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#actually #angry #defend #doing #getting

I stand before you a changed man. Use me as an example of an instrument of change. ↗

— Michael Vick

#change #changed #example #i #instrument

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#day #every #every day #hygiene #i

Guys don't adapt as well as women do to getting their heart broken for the first time. It's tragic. ↗

— Jamie Foxx

#broken #first #first time #getting #guys

I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#admit #analysis #control #final #final analysis

The money can be a hindrance to someone like me because the danger is that you start thinking, 'Is that a $20 million take?' That kind of thing, and being self-critical. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#being #danger #hindrance #kind #like