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#hygiene

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No one washes their hands after they piss unless they’re in a public place. If I’m at the airport, or a restaurant, and someone else is there, I’ll soap up for the sake of civilization, but it’s only for show, I don’t really care if I have ultraviolet traces of urine or feces on my hands. But, if I see someone walk oudda the men’s without soaping up I’ll think he’s deranged, borderline psychotic. At least pretend that washing your hands matters. You know, for the sake of civilization.


Shannon Lyndsy


#hygiene #satire #humor

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #horses #humor #hygiene #percy-jackson

Chapter Twenty-Nine: “Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.


Nicki Elson


#hygiene #humor

Dishwashers are an affront to good hygiene. Families today have no concept of the value of washing mouths out by hand.


Bauvard


#family #funny #humor #hygiene #family

Cutting out bad habits is far more effective than cutting out organs.


Herbert M. Shelton


#natural-hygiene #surgery #life

If you desire truly to live you will cease trying to find magic tricks and short-cuts to life and learn the simple laws of being, and order your life in conformity with these. Realign your life with the laws of nature—this and this alone constitutes living to live.


Herbert M. Shelton


#natural-healing #natural-hygiene #life

Health and disease are the same thing—vital action intended to preserve, maintain, and protect the body. There is no more reason for treating disease than there is for treating health.


Herbert M. Shelton


#healing #health #medicine #natural-hygiene #nature

My mom is at my house every day, and she nags me about everything, especially hygiene.


Shia LaBeouf


#day #especially #every #every day #everything

The skin is an integral part of the body and depends upon the general system for its supply of food and to carry away its waste. Skin health depends primarily upon the general health of the body. All attempts to deal with the skin as an independent entity, without due regard to its reliance upon the general system, must of necessity result in failure. The skin is nourished by the blood and there is no other source from which it can draw sustenance. "Skin foods" are all frauds. These are composed chiefly of grease. No fat can be assimilated by the skin or other tissues of the body until it has first been broken down into its constituent fatty acids in the process of digestion. Even were this not true, the skin contains very little fat and these "skin foods" would still not constitute proper nourishment for it. Blood is the only skin food.


Herbert M. Shelton


#life #natural-hygiene #art

Irony is the hygiene of the mind.


Elizabeth Bibesco


#irony #mind






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