#hygiene

No one washes their hands after they piss unless they’re in a public place. If I’m at the airport, or a restaurant, and someone else is there, I’ll soap up for the sake of civilization, but it’s only for show, I don’t really care if I have ultraviolet traces of urine or feces on my hands. But, if I see someone walk oudda the men’s without soaping up I’ll think he’s deranged, borderline psychotic. At least pretend that washing your hands matters. You know, for the sake of civilization. ↗

— Shannon Lyndsy

#hygiene #satire #humor

Dishwashers are an affront to good hygiene. Families today have no concept of the value of washing mouths out by hand. ↗

— Bauvard

#family #funny #humor #hygiene #family

Cutting out bad habits is far more effective than cutting out organs. ↗

— Herbert M. Shelton

#natural-hygiene #surgery #life

My mom is at my house every day, and she nags me about everything, especially hygiene. ↗

— Shia LaBeouf

#day #especially #every #every day #everything

A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal hygiene was deteriorating rapidly as he stared at the rows of possibilities, sweating profusely. Would he ever bathe again? ↗

— Benson Bruno

#funny #hygiene #funny

Nature cannot be commanded except by being obeyed. ↗

— Francis Bacon

#natural-hygiene #nature #nature

Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#day #every #every day #hygiene #i

I'm a hygiene freak. I'm like obsessive-compulsive when it comes to washing your hands. ↗

— Kelly Clarkson

#freak #hands #hygiene #i #like

It is poor civic hygiene to install technologies that could someday facilitate a police state. ↗