#hygiene

If you desire truly to live you will cease trying to find magic tricks and short-cuts to life and learn the simple laws of being, and order your life in conformity with these. Realign your life with the laws of nature—this and this alone constitutes living to live. ↗

— Herbert M. Shelton

#natural-healing #natural-hygiene #life

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. ↗

— Elizabeth Bibesco

#irony #mind

A customer facing crucial decisions: What should I wipe myself with? What should I brush with? His personal hygiene was deteriorating rapidly as he stared at the rows of possibilities, sweating profusely. Would he ever bathe again? ↗

— Benson Bruno

#funny #hygiene #funny

Moderation is the only rule of a healthful life. This means moderation in all things wholesome. ↗

— Herbert M. Shelton

#life #natural-hygiene #nutrition #art

I do a lot of vocal hygiene. ↗

— Lesley Garrett

#i #i do #lot #vocal

I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?' ↗

— Robert Pattinson

#asking #brush #crap #even #get

Man does not live by soap alone; and hygiene, or even health, is not much good unless you can take a healthy view of it or, better still, feel a healthy indifference to it. ↗

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

#better #does #even #feel #good

Please, Percy...change your clothes. You smell like you've been run over by an electric horse. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#heroes-of-olympus #horses #humor #hygiene #percy-jackson

Chapter Twenty-Nine: “Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered. ↗

— Nicki Elson

#hygiene #humor

Dishwashers are an affront to good hygiene. Families today have no concept of the value of washing mouths out by hand. ↗

— Bauvard

#family #funny #humor #hygiene #family