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I'm quite shy, so if there's a guy I like, I actually ignore him because I can't speak to him. I get all red and sweaty, and it's embarrassing. ↗

— Silvia Colloca

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Like two single gentlemen rolled into one. ↗

— George Colman

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The present time has one advantage over every other - it is our own. ↗

— Charles Caleb Colton

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There is this difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man, really is so; but he that thinks himself the wisest, is generally the greatest fool. ↗

— Charles Caleb Colton

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True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was too little for Alexander. ↗

— Charles Caleb Colton

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I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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Moderation is the inseparable companion of wisdom, but with it genius has not even a nodding acquaintance. ↗

— Charles Caleb Colton

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Our incomes should be like our shoes; if too small, they will gall and pinch us; but if too large, they will cause us to stumble and to trip. ↗

— Charles Caleb Colton

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Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. ↗

— John F. Kennedy

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That writer does the most who gives his reader the most knowledge and takes from him the least time. ↗

— Charles Caleb Colton

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